Friday, July 8, 2011

Ketchup Trousers

This famous e-mail exchange left the senior partner so embarrassed that he left his job. Jenny forwarded the reply to her entire office.

25th May 2005. His email said:
Hi Jenny, I went to a dry cleaners and they said it would cost £4 to remove ketchup stains. If you cd let me have the cash today, that wd be much appreciated.

And her reply....

I must apologise for not getting back to you straight away but due to my mother's sudden illness, death and funeral I have had more pressing issues than your £4. I apologise again for accidentally getting a few splashes of ketchup on your trousers. Obviously your financial need as a senior associate is greater than mine as a mere secretary. Having already spoken to and shown your email and Anne-Marie's note to various partners, lawyers and trainees in ECC&T and IP/IT, they kindly offered to do a collection to raise the £4. I however declined their kind offer but should you feel the urgent need for the £4 it will be on my desk this afternoon. Jenny.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

A Pitch to Dr. Oz by Robert from Europe


This morning I got a call on my office line..it went something like this...
(broken english) " Hello,I am Robert from Eurpoe, I am on your website and it says there is a person called Jennifer Rogers"
me" Yes, that is me"
Robert "Oh Hello, I see that you are called producer, I am Robert from Europe and can I send you and e-mail..(indecipherable...)
Me. "umm, okay sure"
He asked for my e-mail address and I gave it to him. Long story short- He sends me the e-mail below. I now understand what he was asking. He was asking that because I am a producer, can he send me an e-mail to send to Dr. Oz. 

(This is my Husband dramatically reading the e-mail)